Coming Soon to the App Store

Sleep Like a Baby.
Wake Up Like a Boss.

The only app that puts you to sleep with calming sounds AND makes waking up the funniest part of your day. Meet your new alarm characters.

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Two apps in one

Premium sleep sounds meet the most obnoxious alarm characters ever created.

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Sleep Sounds

Fall asleep to calming white noise, rain, ocean waves, and more. Set a fade timer or play all night.

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Comedy Alarms

Wake up to hilariously obnoxious characters that escalate the longer you ignore them.

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Calendar Intelligence

Smart alarm suggestions based on your first meeting. Never oversleep before an important event.

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Gamification

Earn credits, maintain streaks, rank up, and unlock new content just by waking up on time.

Meet your alarm characters

Each one starts polite and escalates to absurd. The longer you snooze, the worse it gets.

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The Drill Sergeant

Firm but professional... at first

Free

A no-nonsense military drill instructor who starts with a firm wake-up call, escalates to yelling cadence calls and demanding push-ups, and ultimately has a full meltdown questioning your life choices.

Stage 1 · 0–30s

Firm but professional wake-up call

Stage 2 · 30s–2min Premium

Yelling cadence calls, demanding push-ups

Stage 3 · 2min+ Premium

Full meltdown, questioning your life choices

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Farm Wake-Up

Rise and shine, barnyard style

Free

Starts with a single rooster crow, escalates to full barnyard chaos with multiple animals, and ultimately unleashes a rooster in a megaphone with cows stampeding.

Stage 1 · 0–30s

Single rooster crow

Stage 2 · 30s–2min Premium

Full barnyard chaos, multiple animals

Stage 3 · 2min+ Premium

Rooster in a megaphone, cows stampeding

How it works

Calm at bedtime. Chaos in the morning.

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Set your bedtime

Pick a sleep sound, set a fade timer, and review tomorrow's schedule in the evening briefing. The app suggests the perfect alarm time.

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Sleep peacefully

White noise, rain, ocean waves, or any of our ambient sounds lull you to sleep. They fade on your schedule or play all night.

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Wake up hilariously

Your chosen character starts polite and escalates to absurd. Earn credits, maintain streaks, and rank up just by getting out of bed.

Ready to wake up differently?

Join thousands of people who actually look forward to their alarm going off. Well, sort of.